Thursday Stages of Grief

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The four stages of food grief 

Cheese-its and Dr. Pepper 
Pizza and wine 
Cereal and toast 
Water and Tums 

The four stages of skin grief 

Canker sores 
Acne
Dry skin
Bloated stomach 

The four stages of work grief 

Just get it done 
I don't care how much it costs, get it done 
Is it done? 
You didn't do it right 

Good night, Thursday. You were a shitstorm of a day.

On the bright side, hello 30% off! Thanks for the highlight, AZW.

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Andrea said…
did i really get a shout out? thank you.
9:41 AM
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