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Gems from the past few months:
Cold night, lean against tree, start to pee. Fall asleep, freeze to ground + tree by pee; fire department come. Congrats tabloids. (Feb 23)
Slip gracefully thru darkness + sing beautiful + a little tubby = Bigfoot: whale of woods (Mar 4)
Not only I like smell of filth cave, also light filth-scented candle to enhance atmosphere (Mar 3)
Cold night, lean against tree, start to pee. Fall asleep, freeze to ground + tree by pee; fire department come. Congrats tabloids. (Feb 23)
It not so much the things we smash. It the things we can't. (Feb 22)
Like to sneak up on person to scare them, then wink to weird them out. (Jan 16)
Some people wear loin cloth out of modesty. Like think of it more of superhero cape for junk. (Dec 17)
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Unlike squirrel friend of Bigfoot, you here for good time AND long time!
W.H. jr.