Me Think Funny

If you haven't heard of them already, there's an awesomely funny set of books on Bigfoot by Bigfoot (aka Graham Roumieu). They illustrate the hard times of Bigfoot, the challenges of the modern world Bigfoot must negotiate, the misunderstandings of Bigfoot, and the shame of trying to explain that Bigfoot is NOT Chewbacca. "People think me Chewbacca sometimes. No! Me have job."

My friend Jessica and I amuse ourselves reliving the moments of our day using Bigfoot language. For brevity, clarity and humor, you can't beat it. (Although AK's asian accent is a familiarly funny close second.) Seriously, check out one of the books. (You can find one in the bathroom at 1151 Dolores). Funny, funny stuff.

To wit, a chapter in Bigfoot's newest book, Bigfoot: I Not Dead, called Self Improve.

Bigfoot got get more perfect.
Refine Bigfootocity. Pull together.
Think outside box. Lose ten pounds.
Learn speak the French. Ballroom dance.
Demonstrate superior knowledge of fine wine at dinner party in charming non-pretentious manner.
Be Oscar Wilde of woods.
It so hard. Brain size of apricot. So, so hard think good.
Maybe if eat Kelsey Grammer of Frasier fame, will absorb him soul and all attribute like McDonald's combo meal.

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How you not think that funny? Me dying so funny. Me not really dying of course. Me gaining weight which mean me live longer. Need fat for cold winter ahead. Maybe me shower tonight.